How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
whose ass print is on the piano?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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