My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
you inspire me to be a worse person
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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