Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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