yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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