Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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