i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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