i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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