This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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