They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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