butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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