Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Someone signed my nipple.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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