walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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