i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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