so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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