Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Someone shattered a urinal.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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