My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
