11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Randomize
