Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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