Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Randomize
