Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
