Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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