you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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