so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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