Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
