The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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