quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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