I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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