After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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