I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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