So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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