i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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