Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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