Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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