Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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