The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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