I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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