I can tuck mytits in my pants
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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