This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Randomize
