I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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