I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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