There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
We had sex on a dog bed..
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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