Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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