hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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