I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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