god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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