All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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