I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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