these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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