I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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