i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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