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is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?

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(703): View more from Virginia

He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.

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(313): View more from Michigan

her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli

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(847): View more from Illinois

O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet

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(916): View more from California

He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish

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