Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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