I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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