i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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