I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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