I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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