I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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