so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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